King's Throne Patchouli Beard Balm
King's Throne Patchouli Beard Balm
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King's Throne Patchouli Beard Balm

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KING'S THRONE is a rich musky-sweet scent with a hint of spice from ancient royal times.

Get ready to conquer the world!  Lavish your beard with the rich aroma of Patchouli, Citrus and Clove. 

Keep your beard in top-notch shape with a scrape of beard balm to lay down those fly-aways.  MEAN BEARD balm is a master blend of natural, nutrient-rich butters, oils and beeswax that provides exceptional nourishing benefits to the health of your facial hair and skin, while helping you hold shape to your beard. 

Choose your gauge:

  • Light gauge for a moderate hold
  • Heavy gauge for a stronger hold 

MEAN BEARD balm comes with a MEAN guitar pick.  Use your pick to scrape out the desired amount of beard balm from the canister into the palm of your hand, rub your hands gently together, then apply the balm to your beard from the roots to the tips, moulding your beard into a perfectly formed shape. 

Tip:  Combine with King's Throne Beard Oil for added nourishment & shine.

King's Throne is naturally scented, no artificial fragrances.

We source our beeswax from local beekeepers in the great state of Ohio, USA.

Proudly made in Batavia, Ohio for the MEANest Beardsmen.

The nutrient-rich butters and carrier oils used in MEAN BEARD Balm are all naturally derived, and sourced from reputable suppliers, to the best of our knowledge 100% Natural, Certified Vegan, Kosher-Certified, Non-GMO, Peanut-Free, Not Tested on Animals, and are Paraben-Free and Phthalate-Free, as disclosed by our suppliers.

Our master blend of nutrient-rich butters, carrier oils and beeswax in MEAN BEARD Balm consists of:

Avocado Butter

Avocado Butter is soft, rich and creamy, it has excellent penetrating and clarifying properties for hydrating dry, mature skin and hair.  It is preferred by many over the heavier shea butter.  Avocado Butter helps to repair damage caused by harsh environmental conditions and chemicals, it also helps clear debris from the roots of the hair, enabling better growth functions.


Beeswax is the main ingredient in beard balm to help you shape your beard and to maintain hold.  Beeswax also moisturizes and smoothes down hair, it keeps moisture from getting out of the hair.  Beeswax is known to be a natural stimulant for hair growth.  

Coconut Fractionated Oil

Coconut Fractionated Oil is excellent on dry, damaged hair.  The capric and caprylic acids work as antioxidants and disinfectants, and the low molecular weight of the oil means it can easily penetrate the hair shaft.

Kokum Butter

Kokum Butter offers excellent emollient properties which promotes healthy skin and hair, it absorbs quickly without leaving a greasy feel.  Kokum Butter is an excellent substitute for Cocoa Butter due to its uniform triglyceride composition.

Mango Butter

Mango Butter moisturizes skin and hair, it is rich in antioxidants and emollients as well as Vitamins A and E.  

Pumpkin Seed Butter

Pumpkin Seed Butter is very high in linoleic acid, Omega 6 fatty acids.  Pumpkin Seed Butter is soft, rich and smooth which is great for conditioning dry skin and hair.

Vitamin E

Vitamin E helps heal the skin, rejuvenates and protects the skin.  Vitamin E helps prolong the shelf life of the other carrier oils.


Please come back after receiving your MEAN BEARD products, and leave us your review. We would love to hear from you, learn from you and grow with you. 


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Customer Reviews

Based on 3 reviews
Calvin Stevenson

Love this stuff everyone should be coming to you guys for their beard product

Stephen Sorrell
Great for my beard

I have been using mean whip for 2 1/2 years and it makes a noticeable difference in softness. My wife notices the softness and I notice that grooming is so much easier .thank you Mean bean for all your products. They are top of the list for me.

Don S.
Love this stuff

I have fallen in love with all Mean Beard products! They all smell amazing and leave my beard soft! The oils and balms are incredible and the Whip is out of this world. Love hemp oil so I gave this company a shot and I an a user for life!!

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