Combos

FATHER'S DAY SPECIAL - KING'S THRONE Balm & Oil + MEAN WHIP ($20 MEAN savings!) ends June 30

$45.00
  • FATHER'S DAY SPECIAL - KING'S THRONE Balm & Oil + MEAN WHIP ($20 MEAN savings!) ends June 30
  • FATHER'S DAY SPECIAL - KING'S THRONE Balm & Oil + MEAN WHIP ($20 MEAN savings!) ends June 30
  • FATHER'S DAY SPECIAL - KING'S THRONE Balm & Oil + MEAN WHIP ($20 MEAN savings!) ends June 30

Combos

FATHER'S DAY SPECIAL - KING'S THRONE Balm & Oil + MEAN WHIP ($20 MEAN savings!) ends June 30

$45.00
$45.00

Father's Day MEAN DEAL for the King of the household.  Save $20 that's a 30% savings!  (no other discount applies)

The KING'S THRONE combo MEAN DEAL gets you a 1 oz. beard oil and the matching scent of beard balm (your choice of light or heavy gauge), plus MEAN WHIP beard enhancer. 

KING'S THRONE is a rich musky-sweet scent with a hint of spice from ancient royal times.

Get ready to conquer the world!  Lavish your beard with the rich aroma of Patchouli, Citrus and Clove. 

The key to growing and maintaining a vibrant, strong and healthy beard is to moisturize your facial hair and skin with a rich nourishing beard oil.  MEAN BEARD oil is a master blend of nutrient-rich oils that provides exceptional benefits to the health of your facial hair and skin, without leaving behind a greasy feeling.  

MEAN BEARD oil will keep your beard feeling smooth all day.  Gone are the days of itchy skin, unruly dry hair and dandruff/beardruff when you incorporate our beard oil into your daily grooming regime.  Simply apply the desired amount into the palm on your hand, rub your hands together gently, and then distribute the oil throughout your beard from the roots to the tips.  

Keep your beard in top-notch shape with a scrape of beard balm to lay down those fly-aways.  MEAN BEARD balm is a master blend of natural, nutrient-rich butters, oils and beeswax that provides exceptional nourishing benefits to the health of your facial hair and skin, while helping you hold shape to your beard. 

Choose your gauge:

  • Light gauge for a moderate hold
  • Heavy gauge for a stronger hold 

MEAN BEARD balm comes with a MEAN guitar pick.  Use your pick to scrape out the desired amount of beard balm from the canister into the palm of your hand, rub your hands gently together, then apply the balm to your beard from the roots to the tips, moulding your beard into a perfectly formed shape. 

KING'S THRONE is naturally scented, no artificial fragrances.

We source our beeswax from local beekeepers in the great state of Ohio, USA.

"TAME THE UNRULY" 

MEAN WHIP is a unique beard enhancing formula which provides nourishment and control. Enhance the volume of your beard with the deep conditioning and moisturizing properties. Consisting of the best nutrient-rich butters and oils, it is perfectly whipped into a soft light texture - providing you with a fuller, softer and healthier beard.  It smells magnificent!  

Use MEAN WHIP anytime, day or night, on a wet or dry beard.  Simply apply the desired amount into the palm of your hand, distribute evenly throughout your beard from the roots to the tips.  You can use in conjunction with MEAN BEARD oil for added shine and protection, and MEAN BEARD balm for added hold and shape.  

If you have expectations of a top quality product, we guarantee you will not be disappointed!

MEAN WHIP is naturally scented, no artificial fragrances.

Store this product in a cool place.

4 oz. size twist top sealed container.

Proudly made in Batavia, Ohio for the MEANest Beardsmen. 

 

The nutrient-rich butters and carrier oils used in MEAN BEARD Balm, Oil and MEAN WHIP are all naturally derived, and sourced from reputable suppliers, to the best of our knowledge 100% Natural, Certified Vegan, Kosher-Certified, Non-GMO, Peanut-Free, Not Tested on Animals, and are Paraben-Free and Phthalate-Free, as disclosed by our suppliers.

Our master blend of nutrient-rich carrier oils in MEAN BEARD Oil consists of:

Apricot Kernel Oil (aka: Prunus Armeniaca)

Apricot Kernel Oil is great for all skin types, it is a light non-greasy oil that absorbs quickly.  Apricot Kernel Oil contains Vitamin A, C & E which helps maintain the moisture balance of skin, keeps hair soft and has properties to promote hair growth.

Hemp Seed Oil (Unrefined) (aka: Cannabis Sativa)

Hemp Seed Oil moisturizes the skin and hair.  Hemp Seed Oil stimulates hair growth by providing proteins containing Omega 3,6,9 which helps reduce breakage with it’s moisturizing properties.  Being unrefined, Hempseed Oil has been left in its virgin state after pressing, therefore, no filters or chemical processes.

Jojoba Oil (aka: Simmondsia Chinensis)

Jojoba Oil does not block pores, it conditions hair and helps eliminate dandruff.  Jojoba oil closely resembles the sebum of the skin, and is rich in Vitamin E.

Meadowfoam Seed Oil (aka: Limnanthes Alba)

Meadowfoam Seed Oil contains 98% fatty acids long-chain carbon atoms, and is a superb anti-oxidant.  Meadowfoam Seed Oil has skin softening properties, prevents dryness, locks in moisture, hydrates hair and is known to make hair fuller and shinier.  It reduces dryness and dandruff.

Vitamin E (aka: Tocopherol)

Vitamin E helps heal the skin, rejuvenates and protects the skin.  Vitamin E helps prolong the shelf life of the other carrier oils.

MEAN BEARD Oil does not contain Argan Oil, for possible allergenic and unsatisfactory-quality reasons.

MEAN BEARD Oil is bottled in dark amber glass bottles.  Beard oil bottled in dark glass bottles is superior to clear bottles because dark bottles help filter out harmful ultraviolet rays, and so the shelf life of your beard oil is extended and remains a better quality.

Our master blend of nutrient-rich butters, carrier oils and beeswax in MEAN BEARD Balm consists of:

Avocado Butter (aka: Persea Grattissima)

Avocado Butter is soft, rich and creamy, it has excellent penetrating and clarifying properties for hydrating dry, mature skin and hair.  It is preferred by many over the heavier shea butter.  Avocado Butter helps to repair damage caused by harsh environmental conditions and chemicals, it also helps clear debris from the roots of the hair, enabling better growth functions.

Beeswax  

Beeswax is the main ingredient in beard balm to help you shape your beard and to maintain hold.  Beeswax also moisturizes and smoothes down hair, it keeps moisture from getting out of the hair.  Beeswax is known to be a natural stimulant for hair growth.  

Coconut Fractionated Oil (aka: Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride)

Coconut Fractionated Oil is excellent on dry, damaged hair.  The capric and caprylic acids work as antioxidants and disinfectants, and the low molecular weight of the oil means it can easily penetrate the hair shaft.

Kokum Butter (aka: angifera Indica)

Kokum Butter offers excellent emollient properties which promotes healthy skin and hair, it absorbs quickly without leaving a greasy feel.  Kokum Butter is an excellent substitute for Cocoa Butter due to its uniform triglyceride composition.

Mango Butter (aka: Mangifera Indica)

Mango Butter moisturizes skin and hair, it is rich in antioxidants and emollients as well as Vitamins A and E.  

Pumpkin Seed Butter (aka: Cucurbita Pepo)

Pumpkin Seed Butter is very high in linoleic acid, Omega 6 fatty acids.  Pumpkin Seed Butter is soft, rich and smooth which is great for conditioning dry skin and hair.

Vitamin E (aka: Tocopherol)

Vitamin E helps heal the skin, rejuvenates and protects the skin.  Vitamin E helps prolong the shelf life of the other carrier oils.

Our master blend of nutrient-rich butters and carrier oils in MEAN WHIP consists of:

Aloe Butter (aka: Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract)

Aloe Butter has a rich viscosity and smooth, creamy texture making it excellent to moisturize dry hair and sensitive skin.  Rich in Vitamins A, C, E, B, Choline, B12, and Folic Acid, Aloe Butter is highly antioxidant and rejuvenating for skin and hair.

Avocado Butter (aka: Persea Grattissima)

Avocado Butter is soft, rich and creamy, it has excellent penetrating and clarifying properties for hydrating dry, mature skin and hair.  It is preferred by many over the heavier shea butter.  Avocado Butter helps to repair damage caused by harsh environmental conditions and chemicals, it also helps clear debris from the roots of the hair, enabling better growth functions.

Olive Butter (aka: Olea Europaea)

Olive Butter is made from 100% pure, cold-pressed Olive Oil, which is very high in vitamins and a wide variety of nourishing fatty acids.  Olive Butter is very rich and smooth, it deeply hydrates dermal layers of skin which greatly benefits the hair follicles of your beard by providing more nourishment.  Olive Butter aids with the rehydration of dry, mature skin and hair.  

Pumpkin Seed Butter (aka: Cucurbita Pepo)

Pumpkin Seed Butter is very high in linoleic acid, Omega 6 fatty acids.  Pumpkin Seed Butter is soft, rich and smooth which is great for conditioning dry skin and hair.

Vitamin E (aka: Tocopherol)

Vitamin E helps heal the skin, rejuvenates and protects the skin.  Vitamin E helps prolong the shelf life of the other carrier oils.

 

Please come back after receiving your MEAN BEARD products, and leave us your review. We would love to hear from you, learn from you and grow with you.

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